WHERE TO DIG FOR GOLD IN HONG KONG


Attention fortune hunters- Looking for a sponsor to spoil you rotten? These are a few of the best mines to dig for gold in Hong Kong. (Alternately you COULD get a job)


“If you ain’t got no money take your broke ass home”
Glamorous Fergie

Café Gray
This super chic bar cum eaterie has one of the most stunning views of the Hong Kong city skyline. It’s located in one of Hong Kong’s coolest design hotels, The Upper House, where celebs like Hugh Grant stay. Not only is the view fantastic but also the after-work suit crowd reeks of money. The tables are sufficiently close together such that it’s easy to strike up a conversation with the sugar daddy of your dreams.
http://www.hiphongkong.com/eat/restaurants/cafes/cafe_gray_upper_house

Captains Bar

Though a little on the old school side, the Captain’s bar is crawling with high-income bankers and manthers (the male version of a cougar)- especially after work. This is a great place to troll for a classy older gentleman, whose hobbies may or may not include smoking cigars, sipping on fine whiskeys, listening to jazz music and yachting in Sai Kung. One thing the daddies in this venue certainly enjoy doing is making oodles of cash.
http://www.hiphongkong.com/drink/bars/nightclubs/lounges/captains_bar_mandarin_oriental_hotel

Sevva
This super swank, modern venue with a drop-dead view is chock-a-block full of internationally posh men. The drinks are pricey so you know that if someone is drinking here they are probably more akin to James Bond than to a starving artist type. The terrace is a great place to make a grand entrance decked out in full sugar daddy hunter regalia so all your potential patrons can preview the goods before they buy. Even if no one talks to you, you can still gaze at the city skyline and take in the cool live jazz that they have from time to time.
http://www.hiphongkong.com/eat/restaurants/hot_date/sevva_restaurant_lounge_central_hong_kong

China Club
Even though China Club is completely fitted out with modern art, this amazing private club has the feel of old money. It’s one of Hong Kong’s most exclusive and expensive ‘clubs’ so you can be sure its patrons have fat wallets. The crowd here is youngish (mid-30s to mid-40s) and the best spot to chat up potential targets is the terrace of the library or at the bar. The atmosphere there is sociable so people are easy to approach. You probably need to buddy up with a wing woman that has access to a membership to get in.
http://www.hiphongkong.com/eat/restaurants/asian_cuisine/china_club_central

Wagyu Kaisei Den
This small private restaurant located next to the Central Park hotel is popular with bankers and local tycoons. Tycoons and whoever can afford it can buy a huge slab of costly Wagyu beef and put it in their own personal locker to be shared at a later date with friends. There’s a small bar here where you can wait for a table and there are often celebs and old money family members here. The décor is modern Japanese chic. The best way to meet a benefactor here is to meet someone who can take you to a group dinner here in the first place. The private dining rooms are the best places to meet your human ATM.
http://www.hiphongkong.com/eat/restaurants/japanese_restaurants/wagyu_kaiseki_den

The Pool at Four Seasons
The Four Seasons hotel/ serviced apartments houses some of the biggest players in the banking world as well as a few tycoons’ sons who are poised to take over the family business. Barring that, you might at least meet a pilot on a layover. Go sit at the restaurant in your most glamorous Eres bikini with your oversized Chloe glasses- this will signal to people that you are no cheap date. There are plenty of benefactors around the pool area who might pick up the tab for lunch or at least send you a glass of cold champagne. Some daddies might take you for a day at the spa or even fly you to Macau on a helicopter if you’re really lucky! The view of the harbor from the pool is breathtaking- so even if no one takes the bait, you can still enjoy a lovely day in the sun.
http://www.fourseasons.com/hongkong/dining/pool_terrace.html

Kee Club

Kee Club is the kind of place where you can rock up in a ball gown any day of the week and no one would wonder why you’re so dressed up. Kee hosts the high society set, the local celebrity crowd and the Euro-sophistos who are ever so ready to impress you with champers and caviar dinners. There’s a lot of old money here and sometimes the daddies are just old. Stand near the bar in a sexy designer dress and it shouldn’t take too long before someone offers to buy a drink.
http://www.hiphongkong.com/drink/bars/nightclubs/members_only/kee_club

Dragon-I
Models  and bankers is the usual combination in this exclusive club on the weekdays. It's no secret that this institution is a place where Hong Kong's babes go looking for meal tickets. In addition to bankers you get a contingent of Israeli Diamond dealers, moguls from Dubai and India and sons of Chinese tycoons.
Just one tiny tip – on weekends the private venue has a semi-open door policy because they let people in with an admission fee (for those who aren’t as posh as the regulars). Hence be very careful because rumor has it that there some college students dressed in fake Armani suits pretend to be bankers when they are only interning at Morgan Stanley (as an Administrative Executive or HR Officer). Thanks to the financial bubble the bankers created a year ago, the real deals nowadays tend to be more modest about their occupation. So don’t go for braggarts. You might get the artificial ‘splenda daddy’ instead of getting the real sugar.
http://www.hiphongkong.com/drink/bars/nightclubs/members_only/dragon_i

Tazmania Ballroom
Dragon-I's brother club, Tazmania Ballroom is also a good place to look for sponsors. Its big open space makes it easier to move around, socialize and hit rich targets.
http://www.hiphongkong.com/drink/bars/nightclubs/lounges/tazmania_ballroom
 

If you're an aspiring gold digger and need some tips on how to do it correctly, check out this article:

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Gold-Digger
 

(Disclaimer- we at hiphongkong do not advocate gold digging but if you want to do it, it's your perogative. This article is meant to be taken with a grain of salt. See the campy 80's video below "I've Been to Paradise but I've Never Been to Me"- a cautionary tale about what happens to gold diggers.)
 

Comments

To become a real GoldDigger, you have to dress like a GoldDigger.
Come to my website, let me show you how to be one! x

Sorry darling, that's kind of the trade off you have to accept for getting, and keeping, a sugar daddy. Why would a good looking young guy stick with someone who only wanted money when he can get another, newer model at any time?:)

Anywhere to dig for the daddies who aren't so old? Like in the 28-35 age group? Any advice for an aspiring gold-digger who just can't see herself sweatin' to an oldie?

Or you can do it online like this industrious yougn lady!

http://www.hongkonghitch.com/2010/05/12/now-i-aint-sayin-she-a-gold-digger/

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